Bloopers as a sofomore

Youth are the future of the nation . Sometimes bloopers too come out to be sarcastically true. Blooper is an embarassing  mistake done in public.
Its said that nothing can be erased once its on the web as the Internet memory is infinite.

But following are some bloopers committed by college students.its truly astonishing what weird science our scholars can make under the pressure of time and grade.
Mistakes are bound to happen! But some just leave you laughing out loud!
  Keep reading! This is surely gonna make a curve on your face!

"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."

"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."

"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops."

"For drowning: Climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artificial perspiration."

"For fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor."

"For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it."

"For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead."

"For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat."

"To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow."

Foreign Translations That Did NOT Work!   Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea"

  Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick", a curling iron, into Germany only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the "manure stick".

  Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.

  In Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan "finger-lickin' good" came out as "eat your fingers off".

Now lets see the world

Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. Her reclining years and finally the end of her life were exemplatory of a great personality. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.

Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large. Bach died from 1750 to the present.


The nineteenth century was a time of many great inventions and thoughts. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. 

 Louis Pastuer discovered a cure for rabbis. 

Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the "Organ of the Species". 

Madman Curie discovered radium.

And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers.

The First World War, caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by a surf, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.

Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. 
When Lincoln was President, he wore only a tall silk hat. He said, "In onion there is strength." 


George Washington married Matha Curtis and in due time became the Father of Our Country. Them the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.